Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Happy Tuesday
Jack left me this magnet man on my work desk this morning. This has by far been our most successful Christmas present, these build your own magnets that were just an afterthought in my stocking from my mom. Isn't that the way gifts always work?
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Get excited for Joke Time!
ANIMAL JOKES By Jack Willeford
WHAT DO THE WALRUS AND ELEPHANT DO TOGETHER?
THEY DO THERE TASKS.
WHAT GRANPARENTS DO MONKEYS HAVE?
BANANAS.
WHY DON’T POLAR BEARS DON’T LIKE TO GET GROUNDED
CAUSE THEY WILL GET POLAR BURRIED
WHATS BROWN FURRY AND HOLDS A STICK IN ITS HAND
A COWBOY SQUIRREL
WHERE DID THE WHALE TURN?
THIS WHAY-UL
WHAT IS A SNAKES FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMAS
WHAT DO THE WALRUS AND ELEPHANT DO TOGETHER?
THEY DO THERE TASKS.
WHAT GRANPARENTS DO MONKEYS HAVE?
BANANAS.
WHY DON’T POLAR BEARS DON’T LIKE TO GET GROUNDED
CAUSE THEY WILL GET POLAR BURRIED
WHATS BROWN FURRY AND HOLDS A STICK IN ITS HAND
A COWBOY SQUIRREL
WHERE DID THE WHALE TURN?
THIS WHAY-UL
WHAT IS A SNAKES FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMAS
Monday, February 14, 2011
My Favorite Valentine
Here is my favorite Valentine of the year:
This Valentine also came with a gift of 80 cents. I said "Jack, you can keep this money, buddy" (he is INTO saving money right now so he can buy Webkinz). He furrowed his brow and said "NO MOMMY. That is a present. How would you like it if I said, 'Here, you keep these Valentines presents' that you gave me?" I thought this was a very good point, and now I'm 80 cents richer.
This Valentine also came with a gift of 80 cents. I said "Jack, you can keep this money, buddy" (he is INTO saving money right now so he can buy Webkinz). He furrowed his brow and said "NO MOMMY. That is a present. How would you like it if I said, 'Here, you keep these Valentines presents' that you gave me?" I thought this was a very good point, and now I'm 80 cents richer.
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