Thursday, February 17, 2011

Get excited for Joke Time!

ANIMAL JOKES By Jack Willeford

WHAT DO THE WALRUS AND ELEPHANT DO TOGETHER?
THEY DO THERE TASKS.

WHAT GRANPARENTS DO MONKEYS HAVE?
BANANAS.

WHY DON’T POLAR BEARS DON’T LIKE TO GET GROUNDED
CAUSE THEY WILL GET POLAR BURRIED

WHATS BROWN FURRY AND HOLDS A STICK IN ITS HAND
A COWBOY SQUIRREL

WHERE DID THE WHALE TURN?
THIS WHAY-UL

WHAT IS A SNAKES FAVORITE HOLIDAY?
CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMAS

2 comments:

Nicole said...

Hi Jack! I loved your jokes. They were really funny! Thank you for my birthday card with the pretty rainbow on it. I loved it! I miss you and hope to see you very soon! Give Sammy and your mom a hug for me please!

MC said...

This is my favorite:

WHERE DID THE WHALE TURN?
THIS WHAY-UL

I totally "lol"ed.

Nice work, Jack! Keep 'em comin.