Here is my favorite Valentine of the year:
This Valentine also came with a gift of 80 cents. I said "Jack, you can keep this money, buddy" (he is INTO saving money right now so he can buy Webkinz). He furrowed his brow and said "NO MOMMY. That is a present. How would you like it if I said, 'Here, you keep these Valentines presents' that you gave me?" I thought this was a very good point, and now I'm 80 cents richer.