Coffee, Anyone?

It is not just a drink, it can be a food too! And it works great on the hair.

Umm, yeah

I spent three hours the other day, no really THREE HOURS STRAIGHT, cleaning up the boys' playroom. The same day I go to my room for about 10 minutes to put away clothes and come back to this..."But Sam wanted some CEREAL mommy and we were HUNGRY!"

Let me apologize to whoever gave this to us in the first place...

Someone gave us a very nice decorative throw pillow as a wedding gift that says "Willeford" in cursive on a white on white case. It is small and Jack likes to sleep with it. Today during his "rest time" which can mean anything from him napping to him trashing his room completely, I found this in his room. This is exactly why he isn't allowed to have markers or pens in his room during "rest time." I'm sure he thought that someone else had put a word on there, and he was just adding his own. Anyway, I wanted to kill him, and he knows better. The upside for me is after me being extremely unhappy about this, he went back into his room as a punishment and fell asleep. We'll see if I can Clorox the marker out or not.

Look at him, sitting here smuggly not saying MaMa

Don't try to tell me this child is innocent. He knows he is cute and will use it to his advantage.

Tales of the Boys Gone Wild Club

After a pleasant night's sleep, you arise groggily to start the day. As you exit your bedroom you are met by an not-so-surprising sight......your four year old who often sleeps just outside your bedroom door if you do not cave and let him sleep with you. Since you are used to this sight, you simply step over the pile and move on...
...to another room that is obviously visible in this not-very-big apartment. It is that four year old child's room, the one who didn't sleep in there? He might not have slept, but he certainly did some other things in there nocturnally that you didn't know about...

...and automatically at the beginning of the day you are none to pleased with this four year old child. So, you deal with this, but alas! You have forgotten, mind you, about the one year old child! While dealing with the misadventures of the big boy, you have forgotten to contain the small one...
...so you almost expect what you find...
...once you turn around and see...
...that this large and annoying mess certainly won't be the last of the day.

Who Gives Chocolate Ice Cream to a One Year Old?

Parents that don't feel like fighting the fight at the time. (Didn't you know eating it with your hands was the best way? Of course, so you can get REALLY MAD when your hands start to freeze.)