You try answering these questions!!

• "But how did Harpo [the cat]GET to heaven from Nana's house?"
• "Well why can't God and Jesus just give him back?"
• "What MADE him die?" "Well, so what he was old?" "Just because you are old, you die?" "Well if you are sick, then you die?"
• "Well, I AM GOING TO ASK God and Jesus to just give him back from heaven. Because if they took him there, they can just put him back."
• -after a lengthy discussion on when it would be alright to push the car alarm button... "Well, if a bad man comes and makes me dead, then can I push it?"