We are outside playing with sidewalk chalk. Jack draws the above snowman.
Jack: Let's play teacher
Me: OK
Jack: Find green chalk and draw a triangle... find yellow chalk and drawn a circle... find white chalk and write dewy (yeah, no idea)... find blue chalk and draw a snowman like mine.
Waits patiently while I fill his commands.
Jack: Your snowman doesn't have legs, a ha ha ha ha.
Me: Wow, real encouraging, teacher.
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Jack (walking toward the dinner table): My leg armpits are sweaty!
Poppy: Your what?
Jack: My LEG armpits (pointing and looking at me dramatically, as if to say "Is this guy an idiot?")
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In Old McDonalds drive thru ~
Alicia: One six piece chicken nuggets and one four piece chicken nugget happy meal, please.
Jack (bordering on full meltdown mode) whining LOUDLY: BUUUUUUUUT I WANT FFFFFIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEE
Alicia (rolling up the window): Jackson, you will not have a fit or you will eat exactly none of the chicken nuggets and I will eat all of them. I am absolutely not going to listen to you freak out over this.
Jack (stopping immediately but still struggling, tears streaming down his face): Okay mommy, I'll try to take a deep breath.
1 comment:
did you forget the part where they gave him TWO Happy meals by mistake on this same Old McDonald's trip????
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