Day one, Magic Kingdom, on the Jungle Cruise ride in Adventureland:
passing a crazy assortment of African animals
Jack: "Oh, guys, look! Fake animals!"
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Driving to Hollywood Studios, Day two:
Jack: "Man, mooooooooomy!"
Me: "What?"
Jack: "I forgot my elephant. I promised him he could go with us to Disney World today!"
Me: "Well, tomorrow we are going to Animal Kingdom. I think he would LOVE it there. Why don't we just take him tomorrow?"
Jack: considering..."Ok. I'll just text him and tell him that we'll do that."
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Day Two, Hollywood Studios, Lights Motors, Action! Extreme Stunt Show (as well as all of days one and three in all locales surrounding the Disney area)
~HUGE car chase ensues, guns shooting, cars squealing, motorcycles jumping
Me: "Sam, see the cars?"
Sam: "Fan!"
Me: "See the motorcycle?"
Sam: Points "Fan!"
Me: "See the bus?"
Sam: Points up "Fan!!!"
Me: "Yes, buddy, another fan!"
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Day Two, Hollywood Studios, Toy Story Midway Mania! (best freaking ride at all of Disney world)
after first ride
Keith: "How many points did you get?"
Alicia: "87,000"
Keith: "Aww, man, are you kidding? I only got 74,000. I was holding Sam on my lap and he was getting in the way. Next time you have to ride with Sam."
after second ride
Alicia: "I wipped your butt this time."
Keith: "How many?"
Alicia: "125,000"
Keith: "How'd you do that with Sam?"
Alicia: "Stuck Sam in his own seat with his own gun. He got zero. But he had a ball."
[sidenote, Keith still beat me, he got 147,000 or something like that and the high score for the day was something crazy like 333,000]
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Day Three, Animal Kingdom, walking around and looking at the animals in the beginning on the Oasis
Sam: seeing flamingos "Mingo!"
Sam: seeing ducks "Mingo!"
Sam: seeing pigeons "Mingo!"
Keith: "Well, at least he learned one word here besides fan."
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Day Three, Animal Kingdom, Kilimanjaro Safari (which is REALLY FREAKING COOL), right after Sam had had a screaming fit through the last three songs of the Festival of the Lion King show
Me: "See the big ELEPHANT!"
Sam: "No!"
Me: "See the zebra!"
Sam: "No ze-ra!!"
Me: "See the giraffe?"
Sam: "No, no!"
Me: "See the antelope?"
Sam: "No, a-lope"
You see where this is going....
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Day Three, Animal Kingdom, right after "It's Tough to be a bug" 3D show (sidenote: I should really learn to listen when they say 'this show might be frightening for young children')
Walking out
Me: "So what was your favorite thing here?"
Jack: "I don't know, I but definitely hated that one the MOST OF ALL."
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Jack, dressing for Cirque de Soliel
Me: "What do you think the people are going to do there?"
Jack: silent
Me: "Like, flips?"
Jack: exasperated "Mommy, not flips. Just ALL KINDS of stuff you can't do."
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